peach-hero:

intelligentairhead:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.

So…

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slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
• Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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sammys-sideburns:

“Can You Please Not Enter Your Own Grave” a screaming crying audiobook by me

(via leisurelyy)

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

 

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